No Context Quotes

“I bought ten horses.

The horse has fruits.

I have a horse in my sink.

The horse is suspicious of my mother.

My mother is a horse.

The horse is my mother.”
― Ann Liang, Never Thought I'd End Up Here

“The electric saw worked like a charm and, a few non-Bananagrammatical but highly Rabbinical words and a miniature parasol later, I was a newly-married man.”
― Robert Wringham, Stern Plastic Owl

“Slap on a plume and call me a Fuerma, I can’t believe you’re the Ieta.”
― C. Q. Cook, Rise of the Ieta

“Sometimes the same position gets boring.”
― Claudia Arana

“I mean, people say better the devil you know than the devil you don't, but when the devil you know kills one of your best friends since kindergarten-”

“You end up re-evaluating your fucking priorities.”
― TimeCloneMike, Ebott's Wake

“Just a basic attack. Soft as you can make it. Just enough to trigger the INV response.”

“Doc, I'm not a scientist or a warrior, I don't know how to cut things that fine. Also you're basically asking me to hit my girlfriend and I have several problems with that.”

“Actually I'm asking you to attack the embryo inside her.”

“What part of that is an improvement?!”
― TimeCloneMike, Ebott's Wake

“For a moment, both men (not to mention several skeleton monsters) stood completely still, dumbfounded. Hal recovered first, pumping both arms in the air. "HAHAHAHA! JUST LIKE THEY SAY! RED BULL GIVES YOU WIIINGS!”
― TimeCloneMike, Ebott's Wake

“And sure enough, now that he looked, Harry saw that there was wooly hats concealed all around the room where unawary elves might accidentally pick them up.”
― J.K. Rowling