No Kings Quotes

“His Eminence, U.S. President-for-Life, is degrading. His cognitive decline is accelerating. It's memory fragmentation. His hard drive is corrupted. Too much input. Too much adulation. He cannot distinguish between history, movies, and his own lies.”
― Jeff Nesbit, Autocrat

“I used to worry about the FBI tapping my phones. Now I'm the one tapping. It's much more fun being the listener.”
― Jeff Nesbit, Autocrat