Non Fat Quotes

“Two cakes? Are you trying to make us all obese?"
"Yes, Millie. That's why I bake for the office. To make you all obese."
Millie raises an eyebrow. "I don't see why you couldn't bring in something healthy every once in a while."
Adam once told me that when Millie was thirteen, her mom sent her to fat camp, and from what I can tell, she has lived in mortal fear of eggs and butter ever since. I am about to remind Millie that the carrot cake does contain vegetables, and therefore possess a modicum of nutrition one could rationalize into healthfulness,”
― Dana Bate, The Girls' Guide to Love and Supper Clubs