Off Campus Quotes

“Look, I'm the DD tonight, but I'm offering to be more than just your driver. I'll be your bodyguard, and your bartender, and most importantly, your friend. I promise to look out for you tonight, Wellsy.”
― Elle Kennedy, The Deal

“But she doesn't sneak a peek. She simply keeps glaring at me. "You invoked a campus-wide hands-off law? Are you kidding me?"
I'm not at all remorseful as I meet her eyes. "Of course I did.”
― Elle Kennedy, The Deal

“I think it takes a certain level of trust to sit next to someone and not feel the pressing urge to babble away. My dad once told me that the way a person responds to silence reveals a lot about them.”
― Elle Kennedy, The Score

“He looks at the bathtub, where I’m lounging like Cleo-fucking-patra. He looks at the bubbles surrounding my body like a fluffy white cloud. And then he looks at Winston.
“Dude,” I blurt out. “It’s not what it looks like.”
“Nope, nope, nope, I don’t want to know!” Logan throws his hands in the air and starts backing toward the door as if he accidentally walked into a lion’s den. He halts. Snatches his pants off the rack. Continues backing away. His eyes once again focus on the pink dildo two inches from my hand. I try again. “I promise you, it’s not—” “I don’t want to know.”
― Elle Kennedy, The Score

“Hey. You know Twilight?”
He blinks.“Excuse me?”
“Twilight. The vampire book.”
His wary eyes study my face. “What about it?” “Okay, so you know how Bella’s blood is extra special? Like how it gives Edward a raging boner every time he’s around her?”
“Are you fucking with me right now?”
I ignore that. “Do you think it happens in real life? Pheromones and all that crap. Is it a bullshit theory some horndog dreamed up so he could justify why he’s attracted to his mother or some shit? Or is there actually a biological reason why we’re drawn to certain people? Like goddamn Twilight. Edward wants her on a biological level, right?”
“Are you seriously dissecting Twilight right now?”
― Elle Kennedy, The Score

“I don't want anyone else. All I want is another chance.”
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

“WHAT?? I’m going to kiss u!”
― Elle Kennedy

“Of course I’m up,” I grumble, rubbing my eyes. “How am I supposed to sleep when you two fucktards are standing at the foot of my bed talking about angels blowing their loads?” Garrett snickers. “Like I’m the first one to ever wonder about that.”
― Elle Kennedy, The Score

“❝I’m wandering around in a pitch-black tunnel, but there is a light at the end of it. And as long as you’re with me, there’ll be a light inside of it, too. Without you, it’ll just be darkness❞”
― Elle Kennedy

“Baby, I could watch you watching paint dry, and I still wouldn’t be
bored.”
― Elle Kennedy, The Deal

“I’ve never met anyone who sleeps with so many pillows. Maybe
he needs them to cradle his massive ego.”
― Elle Kennedy, The Deal