Offensive Remarks Quotes

“‎You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!”
― Stephen Colbert

“It’s okay to write something offensive now and then. It lets you know if anyone actually reads your posts.”
― Stanley Victor Paskavich, Stantasyland: Quips Quotes and Quandaries

“If 't be true mine own w'rds w're gold, then thy ears wouldst beest smelting pots and thy mind a mis'r. Or if 't be true thee hath found mine own w'rds base, then an alchemist beest.”
― Stewart Stafford

“Can you move?" he says, pulling out five euros from his wallet. He holds the bill over my head. "Here, this should help."
My fantasy evaporates like dry ice on a summer day in the hottest of deserts. I shoot him daggers with my eyes and swat the bill. He actually thinks I'm homeless?
"I don't need money."
"Could have fooled me," he says, his eyes making an unabashed loop over my outfit, and then pockets the bill.
Under my breath, I mutter, "Quelle bite."
What a dick.
"I heard that," he says in English, his lips pressing together into a thin line. "Crazy tourist."
"You speak English?"
"Yes, and it's obviously more refined than your limited French."
The lilt in his affected voice, the precise English accent that would normally have me drooling, echoes in my head when I snap to. How dare he? He crashes into me and then launches insults like grenades? Bye-bye, meet-cute, this prince in disguise is as ugly as a toadfish.”
― Samantha Verant, The Spice Master at Bistro Exotique