Old Person Quotes

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Mehmet Murat ildan
“Old people deserves a medal, a medal of existence which crowns their long-term victory against the cruelty of time and the dangers of this chaotic universe!”
Mehmet Murat ildan

Mehmet Murat ildan
“Try to imagine its good old days whenever you see a ruin and try to do the same whenever you see an old person!”
Mehmet Murat ildan

Dan Pearce
“The older I get, the less surprised I think I'd be if a random body part just fell off one day.”
Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing: The Best of Year One

Dan Pearce
“They say you're only as old as you feel. I think I may be an exhumed mummy or something.”
Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing: The Best of Year One

Mehmet Murat ildan
“If the list of things you can do when you're young hasn't changed much with age, then you've aged really well, congratulations!”
Mehmet Murat ildan