On God Quotes

“I don't know whether there is a God but there sure is someone acting out of spite”
― Abraham Sutzkever, Zielone Akwarium

“I can see that," said Brother Watchtower supportively. "Stands to reason. Because of destiny and the gnomic workings of fate.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

“We do not murder," he said. It was a soft voice; the doctor never raised his voice, but he had a way of giving it the pitch and spin that could make it be heard through a hurricane.
"We do not execute. We do not massacre. We never, you may be very certain, we never torture. We have no truck with crimes of passion or hatred or pointless gain. We do not do it for a delight in inhumation, or to feed some secret inner need, or for petty advantage, or for some cause or belief; I tell you, gentlemen, that all these reasons are in the highest degree suspect. Look into the face of a man who will kill you for a belief and you nostrils will snuff up the scent of abomination. Hear a speech declaring a holy war and, I assure you, your ears should catch the clink of evil's scales and the dragging of its monstrous tail over the purity of the language.
"No, we do it for the money.
"And, because we above all must know the value of a human life, we do it for a great deal of money.”
― Terry Pratchett, Pyramids