One Legged Mongoose Quotes

“I root for the Indians. I saw a movie about Custer's Last Stand. Really, he was stupid for underestimating Chief Sitting Bull and he deserved to lose.”
― Marc J. Straus

“My hands are blurs punching left-right-left. Even if I get hit it will do no good - I won't feel it. You have no chance with someone like me. No chance. I am invincible.”
― Marc J. Straus

“I can picture it. Dad running like a deer and three men with guns being chased by an unarmed small dark Jew.”
― Marc J. Straus

“Did you know that Edmund Hillary is the first man to climb to the top of Mount Everest?" I ask Dad. Dad mumbles back, "No one gives credit to the Sherpa who took him up there.”
― Marc J. Straus

“There is no excuse when you lose. It doesn't matter to anyone if you had polio and were stuck in bed for six weeks.”
― Marc J. Straus

“I once mistook a kid for someone else, so he got one beating he shouldn't have, but that's not so bad.”
― Marc J. Straus

“As she raises the strap even higher, I face her stiffly. I have never turned away. I can't recall ever crying and I won't cry today.”
― Marc J. Straus

“But you a Whitebread who not be afraid."
"No, I'm not afraid," I say, most truthfully, now wondering if I came this way hoping for a fight.”
― Marc J. Straus