Online Dating Quotes

“Patience is a virtue and the best things in life are worth waiting for.”
― Julie Spira, The Perils of Cyber-Dating: Confessions of a Hopeful Romantic Looking for Love Online

“To win the hearts of beautiful creatures, your stories must always be told with a joyful face, full of sweetness and love, seen at a distance with kindness.”
― Oscar Auliq-Ice

“My parents were so old-fashioned in their attitude to sex that I would rather get in trouble with the police or at school because at least I would be punished less.”
― Clive Worth

“Keep the first date brief, short, sweet and simple and they'll come back to you.”
― Oscar Auliq-Ice

“Your eyes gave it away. You don't want the old stuff. You want to have the new and improved Well-being, go with the right people and they'll be right for you.”
― Oscar Auliq-Ice

“If this were a novel, he might simply be a poorly written character. But there are no poorly written people. Only ones you don't yet understand.”
― Jane Pek, The Verifiers

“In 2011, Mark Brooks, a consultant to online-dating companies, published the results of an industry survey titled “How Has Internet Dating Changed Society?” The survey responses, from 39 executives, produced the following conclusions:

“Internet dating has made people more disposable.”

“Internet dating may be partly responsible for a rise in the divorce rates.”

“Low quality, unhappy and unsatisfying marriages are being destroyed as people drift to Internet dating sites.”

“The market is hugely more efficient … People expect to—and this will be increasingly the case over time—access people anywhere, anytime, based on complex search requests … Such a feeling of access affects our pursuit of love … the whole world (versus, say, the city we live in) will, increasingly, feel like the market for our partner(s). Our pickiness will probably increase.”

“Above all, Internet dating has helped people of all ages realize that there’s no need to settle for a mediocre relationship.”

From "A Million First Dates
How online romance is threatening monogamy" in January/February 2013”
― Dan Slater, A Million First Dates: Solving the Puzzle of Online Dating

“True love is durable and hard to find.”
― Oscar Auliq-Ice

“Online, the distances just vanish, horizons widen, dismissing borders, setting no limits.”
― Lana M. Rochel, Third Time's a Charm: True Story

“The internet may have made finding love easier, but it hasn't made keeping it any simpler”
― medicosaurabh

“Online relationships may lack physical proximity, but they can still touch the depths of the heart.”
― medicosaurabh

“Swipe right for love, swipe left for heartbreak - the modern game of love has taken a digital twist.”
― medicosaurabh

“That’s the first rule of online romances, pal. No one ever looks anything like their avatar.”
― Ernest Cline, Ready Player One

“If you are looking to find your soul mate, Quackquack is best place for you. Register now its free.”
― quackquack

“Indeed, it was perhaps the most iconic scene from any novel of its day, immortalised in engravings and artworks from the period and later. Werther, as Geothe’s narrator, describes the moment of desire in the first person: "I walked across the court to a well-built house, and, ascending the flight of steps in front, opened the door, and saw before me the most charming spectacle I had ever witnessed. Six children, from eleven to two years old, were running about the hall, and surrounding a lady of middle height, with a lovely figure, dressed in a robe of simple white, trimmed with pink ribbons. She was holding a rye loaf in her hand and was cutting slices for the little ones all around, in proportion to their age and appetite. She performed her task in a graceful and affec-tionate manner; each claimant awaiting his turn with outstretched hands, and boisterously shouting his thanks. Some of them ran away at once, to enjoy their evening meal; whilst others, of a gentler disposition, retired to the courtyard to see the strangers, and to survey the carriage in which their Charlotte was to drive away." The focus here is not on Lotte herself, of whom we learn only that she is ‘a lady of middle height, with a lovely figure, dressed in a robe of simple white’. Instead, for Werther what is important is what Barthes would call ‘the arrangements of objects’: Lotte’s relation to the children, the rye loaf, and the knife, all appear as scene-setting props which make desire possible. Lotte emerges from amidst these objects and Werther is ‘initiated’ as ‘the scene’ (described by Werther as the ‘most charming spectacle’) ‘consecrates the object [he is] going to love.’ It is that scene, that arrangement of objects, which makes desire – even love – possible. The technologies of our space, place and time set the scene for love to appear – make the emergence of desire possible. We don’t fall in love with an object in isolation but with how it appears in a curate scene determined by a variety of technologies. The Tinder profile card could hardly be a more perfect example from today.”
― Alfie Bown, Dream Lovers: The Gamification of Relationships

“In the age of the internet,
Love is a whole new game to play.
Swipe left, swipe right,
Who knows what might you find today”
― medicosaurabh

“In the age of digital connectivity, love is no longer just a feeling, it's a click away”
― medicosaurabh

“The internet may have transformed the way we find love, but it cannot replace the joy of a real-life connection.”
― medicosaurabh

“The internet has created a world of infinite options for love, but true love can only be found through the vulnerability of the heart.”
― medicosaurabh

“The internet has given us the ability to connect with anyone, anywhere, but it's up to us to make those connections meaningful.”
― medicosaurabh

“The future of online relationships will be shaped by our ability to balance the convenience of the digital world with the depth of human connection.”
― medicosaurabh

“The internet may be a tool for finding love, but true love is always worth the search, online or off.”
― medicosaurabh

“In the world of online relationships, authenticity is key - don't be afraid to be your true self, and you may just find the love of your life.”
― medicosaurabh

“Online dating is not bad. Just tedious and mediocre.

It's like going to the karinderya and they've got plenty of ulam (viands) but you don't fancy any of the ulam. Or you see something you like but it's overcooked or has too much oil or too little flavor. Bland and tasteless, a drink that doesn't refresh, a meal that gorges but doesn’t sate.”
― John Pucay, Karinderya Love Songs

“Order gives birth to constants, and constants yield expectations. When two people have unprotected sex and both are fertile, and the sperm reaches the egg, the woman gets pregnant and a baby is born. There is an order to things and thus, a reasonable expectation can be made. That’s what two decades of school teach you. Do things a certain way, and you’ll get the results you want.”

She gulped her beer and sighed. “But life is different. It doesn’t work that way. And dating is the stupidest mechanism of life.”

“Why is it the stupidest?”

“Because the rules are all fucked up. You do one thing, supposedly the ‘right’ thing, and you get a different result, which is usually no result.”
― John Pucay, Karinderya Love Songs

“He claimed to have attended “Harvard in New York”! Why not in Cambridge? Allston? Boston?”
― Lana M. Rochel, Looking For Your Tribe: Poems

“The truth I discovered was not only stranger than I had imagined—and he was closer than I ever would've guessed. (Story: Love in Cosmic Times)”
― Scarlet Ibis James, Scarlet Yearnings: Stories of Love and Desire

“So humans decide who to love based on appearances first?”
― Arabella Sveinsdottir, Do Not Be Afraid: A Whimsical Urban Fantasy About a Stranded Angel, a Hellhound Puppy, and a Second Chance on Earth

“Rule No. 1 (and probably his only Bumble rule): Never swipe on someone you know.”
― Natasha Jadoon, Filmi Kismet

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