Orange County Quotes

“I drink Coke-zero while I score coke from an honors student in Huntington Beach.”
― Kris Kidd, I Can't Feel My Face

“Nothing was in walking distance, so the sidewalks stayed empty and clean, free from the discoloration dirty-shoed pedestrians cause.”
― Buan Boonaca, Accumulation

“All we do between earthquakes and plastic surgery is surf with Mickey Mouse.”
― GLEN NESBITT, SUS: Short Unpredictable Stories