Orifices Quotes

“I felt like the Empress Theodora. Can I get more orifices? I thought. Is that what she meant in the Historia Arcana—not that three isn’t enough, but that the three on offer aren’t enough to sustain a marriage?”
― Nell Zink, The Wallcreeper

“Blessed are You God, ruler of the world, Who created man in wisdom and created within him numerous orifices and spaces. It is known and revealed before You that if one of them should open when it should close or one of them should close when it should open, it would be impossible for us to exist. Blessed are You God, Who heals all mankind and does wonders.”
― Dennis Prager, Happiness Is a Serious Problem: A Human Nature Repair Manual

“God gave us orifices, God gave us wounds.”
― Paul Russell, Immaculate Blue