Ouran Quotes

“Kaoru." "Hikaru? How long have you been there? "Kaoru, how do you feel about Haruhi?" "She's a funny little tanuki." "You don't have to lie to me. Sorry that I didn't realize it until now. I know you've been worrying about me, but you don't have to lie anymore. You like Haruhi too, don't you?" "What are you talking about, Hikaru? I don't--" "Then how about this? You know we talked about adopting Haruhi. That's the best solution. That way the three of us will always be together." "Are you completely stupid, Hikaru? Adopting Haruhi was just a joke. We're not playing house. It'd never happen. I'm so fed up with your childishness!!" "Kaoru..." "Besides, would you be happy being a threesome forever? You really want to share Haruhi with me? That's not what I want!" "Kaoru...?" "I won't share her with you or milord! Especially... ... If your willing to just give her up like that! I'll never step aside for you if that's the case!”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 11

“Conclusion 2:
There's nothing more demonic than two bored twins.
~Signed Tamaki”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 2

“Tamaki: Having the courage to be able to admit what you love... enjoying what you love... and being true to yourself... Isn't that also what it means to be strong?”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 7

“Romantic Egoist
What's better, an idiot who never tries... or an idiot who at least takes a shot?”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 2

“Kyoya: A single day can make all the difference.”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 2

“Ryoji: It's either that she doesn't know how to lean on someone or she's simply that selfless. She won't give me a space to worry about her. Beyond that, she'll protect others instinctively.”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 4

“Kaoru: Grownups are so tiresome. They fake their smiles all day long and they try to force us to do the same. It's no fun at all.”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 7

“Mr. Sagunuma: We can never escape who we are. Instead of wasting time worrying about it, why don't you cut to he chase and love yourself?”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 4

“Tamaki: You're the one giving up without even trying.”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 8

“Has a world composed of "us" and "not us" been invaded at last?”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 2

“Romantic Egoist
Besides, love is just one among many mysteries that logic alone cannot explain.”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 2

“We offer love to our customers. And in return, we receive the finest smiles. And even if we cannot return their affection, at least we can offer a rose.”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 4

“Tamaki: Spring, m'man, was made for romantic comedy!! And Haruhi and I make the perfect couple! We're meant for this!
Karou and Hikaru: What about us?
Tamaki: You are sexless!”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 2

“Tamaki to Haruhi: I understand now... you've struggled to be independent.”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 3

“It was a kindness that was hard to understand... and the most selfishness she's ever shown.”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 3

“Kyoya: I don't like this food. But do you think I'd be so inhuman as to complain after you treated me? That's a rude assumption.”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 7

“Romantic Egoist:
The thing is... it seems like you'd like to say something, but just can't.”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 2

“Haruhi: Whaddaya think I am?!
The Twins: To us? Why that's obvious-- a toy!”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 2

“Conclusion 1:
Boredom= Flared tempers= hard words”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 2

“Kyoya: Some say I only became more calculating but I don't care... because you lose out if you don't have fun, right?”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 8

“Tamaki: A girl should only show skin once she's married, not before!!!”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 2

“Tamaki to Kyoya: I thought you wanted more because your eyes don't show satisfaction now.”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 8

“What does being a girl have to do with it? There's no time to think when you're on the spot...”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 3

“Love Egoist
What I find really sad is... his smiles, his kindness... are inspired by a love potion and they don't really mean anything!”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 2

“Gay men! And it's incest! With the same face!”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 2

“Romantic Egoist
What I find really sad is... his smiles, his kindness... are inspired by a love potion and they don't really mean anything!”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 2