Pandemic Funny Quotes

“Here is a COVID-19 Commandment:

Greater love has no one than this, to lay on one's couch without friends.”
― Jamie Arpin-Ricci

“I wasted my global pandemic!
What did I do with all that time?
I know I spent a lot of it watching people from old musicals reunite on Zoom, and sing songs in their bathrooms.
(They were always in their bathrooms. I guess for the acoustics... or maybe a nervous tummy?)

My husband watched all of this with me. One day, he asked me why their eyes looked so strange, and I realized, he didn't know what a ring light was!
(Can you imagine such an innocent time?)
I had to explain that a ring light is a ring-shaped light that illuminates your face fully without shadows to highlight your wrinkles.
Of course, it also makes you look possessed by the devil, but better that than admit you've aged, I guess.”
― Jeff Hiller, Actress of a Certain Age: My Twenty-Year Trail to Overnight Success