Paper Cuts Quotes

“I wouldn't call us henchmen.'
'Then what's m job title?'
Anne thought this over for a moment. 'Trainee With Afterlife Transition Senses.'
'That spells T.W.A.T.S'
'Does it?' Anne asked innocently.”
― Dave Turner, How To Be Dead Books 1 - 3

“Her face was as red as her hair. “What are you doing,” she cried.
Devon put a question mark next to the sentence. “Editing your paper.” What did it look like he was doing?
“You’re just cutting out stuff!”
“What do you think editing is?”
― M.M. John, Paper Cuts

“Why did the chicken cross the road?' repeated Death.
Anne sipped her cup of tea. 'I visited a farm when I was a girl. Have you ever looked into the cold, unfeeling eyes of a chicken? Some things are best left unknown.”
― Dave Turner, How To Be Dead Books 1 - 3