Paraphrasing Quotes

“I have led you down a road of deception just to correct you and make you look like an uneducated ass”
― Ashley Newell

“The next morning I had Twentieth-Century American Poetry at MCC. This old woman gave a lecture wherein she managed to talk for ninety minutes about Sylvia Plath without ever once quoting a single word of Sylvia Plath.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“To paraphrase Montaigne—even when you’re sitting on the highest throne in the world, you’re still sitting on your arse.”
― M.J. Carter, The Strangler Vine

“We Jews like to believe Judaism can stand on it's own, not just a pillar of Christianity.”
― Daniel Radosh, Rapture Ready!: Adventures in the Parallel Universe of Christian Pop Culture