Parks Rec Quotes

“Jefferson made no consistent effort to abolish slavery ... It would be nice if Jefferson were the proto-abolitionist that the memorial and the park service brochure pretend he was ... his memorial needs to be more complex than it is ... the National Park Service could supply the contexts missing from the juxtaposed questions on its panels. Then visitors could see Jefferson as a man who not only envisioned but also betrayed the hopes of mankind.”
― James Loewen

“He was probably thinking with the head of his weiner instead of the head of his brain...men do that it's disgusting”
― Andy Dwyer