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Robyn Schneider
“You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.'
'Ninety percent of Eastwood's male population laughs over their own farts. Present company excluded, naturally.”
― Robyn Schneider, The Beginning of Everything

Shannon L. Alder
“God is the only one that won't disappoint you. Everyone else is percentages of your peace.”
― Shannon L. Alder