Pimples Quotes

“Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Lump of Coal

“If you were upset about an ugly pimple on the end of your nose, you might try to feel better by keeping your pimple in perspective. You might compare your pimple situation to that of someone who was being eaten by a bear, and when you looked in the mirror at your ugly pimple, you could say to yourself, 'Well, at least I'm not being eaten by a bear.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

“It is easy to display a wound, the proud scars of combat. It is hard to show a pimple”
― Leonard Cohen, The Favorite Game

“The work of a queasy undergraduate scratching his pimples.
[on James Joyce's Ulysses]”
― Virginia Woolf

“Self-publishing a shitty book doesn't make you an author any more than singing in the shower makes you a rockstar or squeezing your pimple makes you a dermatologist.”
― Oliver Markus

“With time we will all stop fighting pimples and start fighting wrinkles.”
― Moffat Machingura, How I Kissed Heartbreak Goodbye

“If teams had to name themselves honestly, they’d all be the Pimple-Faced Teenagers.”
― Eric Berlin, The Puzzling World of Winston Breen

“All of a sudden I'm inside the pimple realizing how grotesque this middle period is in a pimple's life. Before the white gunk emerges, when the pimple is half-internal, half-external. Veins from inside your face taking on a new shape, circling around the round ball like deranged earthworms.”
― Caspar Vega, Donald Trump: Plague Doctor

“My skin yields acne in double digits—a mountainous domain of genetic misfortune. Sometimes in the morning, the pimples get so bad that if I rinse my face towards the showerhead, the water breaks the pustule and I start to bleed. So I shower the same way I behave in public: with my head down. At bedtime, I get stiff because as soon as I turn to one side and sleep, I’ll wake up with a bloody pillowcase.”
― Karl Kristian Flores, The Goodbye Song

“Makeup is often used to hide a facial skin condition that was worsened, or even caused, by makeup.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Makeup is often used to hide the message the body is sending, through the woman’s facial skin, about her ill health.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana