Pine Bush Quotes

“If I were planning to propagate my pods, I would do it in a quiet, beautiful town. No Pleiadean worth their cesium would start their nefarious plans near a skyscraper.”
― Thomm Quackenbush, Holidays with Bigfoot

“In my research into the Pine Bush UFO phenomenon, I encountered gossip about a cardboard-headed cat who walked on its hind legs. It is a story that does not make sense, seeming to exist purely to make the teller sound deranged, thus discounting anything else they might say.”
― Thomm Quackenbush