Plumbers Quotes

“Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything.”
― Dave Barry

“Western doctors are like poor plumbers. They treat a splashing tube by cleaning up the water. These plumbers are extremely apt at drying up the water, constantly inventing new, expensive, and refined methods of drying up water. Somebody should teach them how to close the tap.”
― Denis Parsons Burkitt

“I've got a bunch of plumbers with rifles I could put on a shuttle." The bridge went quiet.”
― James S.A. Corey, Abaddon's Gate

“One Call Plumber Santa Barbara take care to look at the plumbing issue from the inside out, to make sure we’re not only repairing the issue, but also preventing the problem from occurring again in the future.A dripping faucet can be slightly annoying and is also a common problem many people tend to ignore for long periods of time.”
― One Call Plumber Santa Barbara