Potty Humor Quotes

“Um, Galen . . . This one is leaking."Styxx
Galen laughed.
Danae cried out in horror. " am so sorry, Highness! I--"
"Bah," Galen scoffed, interrupting her. "Not the worst that boy's had on him, is it, young prince?"
"Definitely not. But . . ." He passed Elpis back to Galen. "I fear I have no experience with this realm of domesticity. I've never even seen a pana, never mind tried to apply one to such a small person.”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Styxx

“I couldn't beat George M. Bush but I can beat my meat.”
― Al Gore