Pregnancies Quotes (4 quotes)

“There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“Can I go back and be pregnant again just so I can have the information in this book to guide me? Maybe I can convince my husband to have #7… PREGNANCY, OMG! is equal parts informative, beautiful, and everything every mother must know.” — ”
― Jasinda Wilder

tags: maternity, pregnancies, pregnancy, pregnancy-humor, pregnant, pregnant-woman

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“As a practicing OB-GYN for the past twenty-five years, I’ve heard the concerns of thousands of pregnant women, not to mention having dealt with the personal challenges of my own three pregnancies. Still, I must admit: even I learned a few things reading PREGNANCY, OMG!!” ”
― Sherry A. Ross, MD, author of she-ology

tags: maternity, pregnancies, pregnancy, pregnancy-humor, pregnant, pregnant-woman

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