President S Vampire Quotes

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Christopher Farnsworth
“Zach had once heard the president described as "the most dangerous narcissist alive, because the world really does revolve around him.”
Christopher Farnsworth, Red, White, and Blood

Christopher Farnsworth
“Do you think it's really the Boogeyman that killed Brent? You think it's back?"
"I sincerely hope not."
"When you say things like that, I start to cry a little on the inside.”
Christopher Farnsworth, Red, White, and Blood

Christopher Farnsworth
“There are aliens. You’re absolutely right about that [...] Never thought you’d hear anyone admit it, did you? Well. It’s true. Do you want me to let you in on another little secret?” [...]They do not give a shit about us. They look at us the way we look at amoebas under a microscope. They barely register our sad little planet’s existence. And they’re content to let us keep killing each other until we go extinct. [...]We’re not alone. But we might as well be.”
Christopher Farnsworth, Deep State