President S Vampire Quotes

“Zach had once heard the president described as "the most dangerous narcissist alive, because the world really does revolve around him.”
― Christopher Farnsworth, Red, White, and Blood

“Do you think it's really the Boogeyman that killed Brent? You think it's back?"
"I sincerely hope not."
"When you say things like that, I start to cry a little on the inside.”
― Christopher Farnsworth, Red, White, and Blood

“There are aliens. You’re absolutely right about that [...] Never thought you’d hear anyone admit it, did you? Well. It’s true. Do you want me to let you in on another little secret?” [...]They do not give a shit about us. They look at us the way we look at amoebas under a microscope. They barely register our sad little planet’s existence. And they’re content to let us keep killing each other until we go extinct. [...]We’re not alone. But we might as well be.”
― Christopher Farnsworth, Deep State