Princess Bride Jokes Quotes

“The Luidaeg is the daughter of Oberon and Maeve, which technically makes her my aunt. Maybe that's why she hasn't killed me yet, although it's just as likely to be the fact that I amuse her. May says we're reenacting the Princess Bride, one "I'll most likely kill you in the morning" at a time.”
― Seanan McGuire, Ashes of Honor

“Oberon "one day Atticus was amazed to discover that when Jupiter said "As you wish," what he really meant was "I love you.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hunted

“Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You did 2d6+4 damage to my father. Prepare to make a saving throw.”
― Franklin Veaux