Queen Betsy Quotes

“I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. "My God! You people! You're - you're so stupid you're making my eyeballs throb. They're throbbing, dammit!”
― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unfinished

“Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know.”
― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Undermined