Raccoons Quotes

“Raccoons are beyond fear, and they are assholes.”
― John Hodgman, Vacationland: True Stories from Painful Beaches

“This," Cole said, the broomstick braced on the ground beside him, looking like Moses in sweatpants, "is the reason raccoons don't take over the planet.”
― Maggie Steifvater

“Their clownish countenance notwithstanding, raccoons are the most destructive of all fowl thieves in many regions of North America.”
― Dave Holderread, Storey's Guide to Raising Ducks: Breeds, Care, Health

“Who knew raccoons were so aggressive?”
― Grace Hitchcock, Hearts of Gold Collection