Random Thought Quotes

“Do people normally wear boxers under their pyjamas?”
― Phil Lester

“I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topic gets.”
― Turcois Ominek

“I looked for company and i found myself.”
― Pushpa Rana, Just the Way I Feel

“Whoever came up with the term “Funny Bone” must have been a masochist, because hitting it is not funny at all…”
― Gary Hopkins

“Tolstoy to Gandhi to Martin Luther King to Me and You”
― Brooke bIda

“Some writers aren't writers, they are mere escapees' and refugees' on an exile from the jungle of thoughts.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson

“wE'rE aLL DePrEsSeD aNd sUiCiDaL, wE'rE jUsT aLL iNdENiAL”
― paperjag

“You know you're in the wrong century when you farble the poor young woman at the cosmetics counter thus: "Why do they put the mascara in little amphorae?!? We're not trying to transport it in Barbie doll merchant vessels - we just want it to stand up on the counter." If her face had been any blanker, her features would have disappeared.”
― Tinney S. Heath

“Only the present is real. The past and the future exist only in our imagination.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“A billion dollar idea often begins with a random thought.”
― John Joclebs Bassey, Night of a Thousand Thoughts

“My cousins had told me dead people came back as Dracula.
Draculas got thirsty at night and drank only blood, leaving the
milk and juices in the refrigerator for the house owners. I thought
Draculas were cool, they had some manners. Still I didn’t like the
idea of anyone drinking blood.”
― Sheeja Jose, Goodbye Girl

“Vegan Antibiotics Mr. are eloquently the best source of time to ponder the true ramifications of everything we do.”
― Nathan Wolski, New Under the Sun : Jewish Australians on Religion, Politics and Culture

“It's quite vexing that creativity is integral to advancing education, but the institutions in which education is taught often debilitate creative thought.”
― Devon Wellmont

“She saw Gretchen coming in— rather, she saw Gretchen’s hair, but Gretchen was with her hair.”
― Maureen Johnson, Truly Devious