Red Pyramid Quotes

“Oh, god,” I said. “Sorry, sorry. Do I die now?”
--Sadie to Zia”
― Rick Riordan, The Red Pyramid

“Right.” Sadie looked dazed. “You’ve got a monkey butler. Why not?”
― Rick Riordan, The Red Pyramid

“WARNING:
The following is a transcript of a digital recording. In certain places, the audio quality was poor, so some words and phrases represent the author's best guesses. Where possible, illustrations of important symbols mentioned in the recording have been added. Background noises such as scuffling, hitting, and cursing by the two speakers have not been transcribed The author makes no claims for the authenticity of the recording. It seems impossible that the two young narrators are telling the truth, but you, the reader, must decide for yourself.”
― Rick Riordan, The Red Pyramid

“Amos clapped his hands. “Khufu!”
I thought he’d sneezed, because Khufu is a weird name, but then a little dude about three feet tall with gold fur and a purple shirt came clambering down the stairs. It took me a second to realize it was a baboon wearing an L.A. Lakers jersey.”
― Rick Riordan, The Red Pyramid

“Agh-uhh!” the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn’t completely cover his multicolored rear.”
― Rick Riordan, The Red Pyramid