Relationship Humor Quotes

“Those two need each other like a bullet needs a target”
― Wendy Higgins

“Really, Mr. Collins,' cried Elizabeth with some warmth, 'you puzzle me exceedingly. If what I have hitherto said can appear to you in the form of encouragement, I know not how to express my refusal in such a way as to convince you of its being one.”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

“Chemistry is great, but eventually your relationship moves out of the laboratory.”
― Tim Fargo

“Beaumont wanted Esmond very badly. Esmond wanted Beaumont’s wife. And she didn’t want anybody.”
― Loretta Chase, Lord of Scoundrels

“There’s no doubt that Dick and I were in a relationship. It was one completely contrary to anything one would consider normal.”
― Dan Skinner, The Price of Dick

“It's about time people told the truth about beautiful women. They do not shimmer down staircases. They do not descend, as was once supposed, from on high, attached to nothing other than wings. Clara was from somewhere. She had roots.”
― Zadie Smith

“At least if I
was picking guys up in fits of drunken idiocy, they were not only handsome, but also even mildly clever.”
― C.E. Murphy, Coyote Dreams

“Men. You can't take the Barbie out of the boy.”
― Barbara Lynn-Vannoy