Robert Rankin Quotes

“If natural selection can create creationists it can manage a caterpillar with a face on its arse.”
― Zane Stumpo, Schrodingers Caterpillar

“Probably one of those sinister organisations that lurked behind the mask of amusing acronym, such as BUM, for example - the Bermondsey Union of Minstrels. Or WILLY, the Whitechapel Institution for Long-Legged Yodellers. It could be any one of a hundred such evil cabals. With the notable exception of the Meritorious Union For Friendship, Decency, Individualism, Virtue and Educational Resources, who were above reproach.”
― Robert Rankin, The Educated Ape and Other Wonders of the Worlds