Roller Skates Quotes

“Dust off your dancing shoes, the ones with wheels attached, because I’ve got banjo sounds FOR SALE. I’ve got boxes and boxes of the stuff labeled “Sexy," and to be sure nobody steals them, they are rubber and waterproof and I store them all on the bottom of my duck pond.”
― Jarod Kintz, One Out of Ten Dentists Agree: This Book Helps Fight Gingivitis. Maybe Tomorrow I’ll Ask Nine More Dentists.: A BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm Production

“The Disco Diner stretches as wide as half a football field, bright and shiny, with bubblegum-pink walls and an arched metallic ceiling covered in rows of color-changing lightbulbs. In the center of the room, above the oval skating rink, six disco balls hang in a straight line. The snack bar’s purple sign gleams in the far corner, and glowing white tables with light-up edges dot the checkerboard floor. To my right, skates are stacked along floor-to-ceiling shelves behind a glossy pink desk, and a neon wall sign reads: LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL.
It’s all very low-key.”
― Laura Marie Meyers, The MASH Up