Roseanne Quotes

“Causing active ongoing pleasure in your mate is something people tend to restrict to the sexual realm or getting attractive food on the table on time, but keeping permanent intimate comedy going is more important than any other one thing.”
― Norman Rush, Mating

“As typical with his celebrity feuds, Arsenio fired the first shot, when, in 1989, Rosanne Barr published her autobiography, Roseanne: My Life As a Woman. ‘A lot of people will see her face on this book and be mad when they find out there ain’t no recipes inside,’ Arsenio had joked on the show. ‘It’s not a cookbook.
A Pocketful of Miracle Whip should be the title of her next book.
Her book says that her father was a slob. That’s what interests me. When you look at Roseanne, you would never know, huh?”
― Arsenio Hall, Arsenio: A Memoir