Ruby Red Quotes

“Nick demonstrated twenty-three ways of communicating without words by fanning himself with a napkin. "This one means oops, your fly is open, sir, and if you lower the fan a little and look at someone over the top of it, it means wow, I'd like to marry you. But if you do it the other way around, it means ha ha, we are now at war with Spain.”
― Kerstin Gier, Saphirblau

“I still have a headache,” said
Charlotte, without looking up from the
floor.
“There, you see?” Aunt Glenda gave
a venomous smile.
“I have a headache too,” said Mum.
“But that doesn’t mean I’m about to start traveling in time.”
― Kerstin Gier, Ruby Red

“Qua nesquik mosquitos.”
― Kerstin Gier, Ruby Red

“It took me a couple of years to realize that ghosts can't hurt you. All they can really do to people is scare them.”
― Kerstin Gier

“Better to fight back than get sliced up like a cake yourself.”
― Keirstin Gier