Russell Crowe Quotes

“Why clone cats when there's perfectly good Russell Crowe lying around?”
― Celia Rivenbark, We're Just Like You, Only Prettier: Confessions of a Tarnished Southern Belle

“At the conclusion of Hollywood disaster movies and epics, time moves backward, piecing together like a jigsaw the elements that had come apart. The Titanic resumes its journey; Russell Crowe is reunited with his murdered wife and son. It's not a happy ending; it's a convention created for the purposes of an impossible sense of uplift at the end of death and tragedy: the happy beginning. Technology makes Hades unnecessary.”
― Amit Chaudhuri, Friend of My Youth