Safe Sex Quotes

“What is my definition of jazz? 'Safe sex of the highest order.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

“no glove, no love”
― Lauren Oliver, Before I Fall

“The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.”
― Jennifer Weiner, Little Earthquakes

“Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.”
― Ahmed Mostafa

“Safe sex is an act of self love.”
― Miya Yamanouchi, Embrace Your Sexual Self: A Practical Guide for Women

“Always use condom sense!”
― TayloR Puck M.S. M.Ed. Ph.D. c

“Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Lube helps to prevent micro-tears on the delicate skin in and on the genitals, which leave us vulnerable to sexually transmitted infections. Lube also makes the friction between your vagina (or anus) and whatever is being inserted silky and comfortable, as well as aids in smooth and nongrating hand sex.”
― Elle Chase, Curvy Girl Sex: 101 Body-Positive Positions to Empower Your Sex Life

“Do you need me to get you some condoms? I think I have a coupon.”
― T.J. Klune, Wolfsong

“Safe sex? Does such a thing exist?”
― Garry Crystal, Leaving London

“Perhaps this is why not one of 800 sexologists attending a conference raised a hand when asked if they would trust a thin rubber sheath to protect them during intercourse with a known HIV-infected person. I don't blame them. They're not crazy, after all. Yet they're perfectly willing to tell your generation that "safe sex" is within reach and you can sleep around with impunity. It is a terrible lie.”
― James C. Dobson, Life on the Edge: A Young Adult's Guide to a Meaningful Future

“Well, that brings us to the point: There is only one way to protect ourselves from the deadly diseases that stalk the human family. It is abstinence before marriage, then marriage and mutual fidelity for life to an uninfected partner. Anything less is foolhardy and potentially suicidal. Don't let anyone tell you differently. There is no such thing as "safe sex," just as there is no "safe sin." For thousands of years, people have been trying to find ways to disobey the laws of God without suffering the consequences. It can't be done. Scripture tells us that the wages of sin is death, and we'd better believe it!”
― James C. Dobson, Life on the Edge: A Young Adult's Guide to a Meaningful Future

“There is no such thing as safe sex, since no one can create a condom for the soul.”
― Jayce O'Neal

“Some women are so cruel that they do not choose to at least not play hard to get, when they are being pursued by men who they know they will intentionally infect with HIV.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Protected sex is, to Mother Nature, sex between a human and a doll.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Condoms and fandangle size:
penile sizes vary: Southeast Asian condoms, for example, may be rather small, while
African ones are large. The shape of penises is also very diverse, so not all condoms
fit all comers”
― Jane Wilson-Howarth, Staying Healthy When You Travel: Avoiding Bugs, Bites, Bellyaches, and More, New Edition (CompanionHouse Books) Doctor's Advice on Immunization, Precautions, What to Do When Illness Strikes, and More