Sandman Slim Quotes

“No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.”
― Richard Kadrey

“If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and see what she says.”
― Richard Kadrey, Devil Said Bang

“It's more like how some people can't help but bring out the not necessarily righteous parts of your personality. Like how you meet someone and instantly know they're a full-time professional victim, and no matter how hard you try, something takes over and you can't help needling them.”
― Richard Kadrey, Aloha from Hell

“You don't have to be afraid of me. Eugene likes you. Doc likes you. That means I like you. We're all family now. All the funny little people who live in the cracks of the world.”
― Richard Kadrey, Sandman Slim

“Proximity to normalcy is a nice turn of phrase; you ought do a needlepoint, frame it and shove it straight up your ass. Keep it there with the rest of your wisdom.”
― Richard Kadrey, Hollywood Dead

“Here's to all the guys better looking than us. May they all die first.”
― Richard Kadrey, Sandman Slim