Sarcastic Humour Quotes

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“Don't think that people hate you, strongly dislike is a better word for it.”
Sarah van Waterschoot

Kerry Hudson
“We left the nursery in silence, Ma smoking a roll-up, looking like she hadn’t slept in a week or maybe like she had slept for a whole week. When the nursery was just a grubby finger smudge behind us Ma looked down at me and said in her poshed-up telephone voice: “Will you speak to Janie about swearing? Fuckin’ busybody!”

I laughed and swung our linked hands.

“Aye, fuckin’ busybody.”

Pleas of laughter escaped us and spiraled up into the hot, blue Scottish sky. We laughed all the way home”
Kerry Hudson, Tony Hogan Bought Me an Ice Cream Float Before He Stole My Ma

Rachel Vincent
“They'd had to empty their pockets and turn over Aunt Val's purse to the security guard. That way, I wouldn't be tempted to try to kill anyone with her lip gloss and her travel-size pack of tissues.”
Rachel Vincent, My Soul to Lose

Ripley Patton
“Oh, gee, I'm sorry, did I mess up your diabolical plans to rule the world? They must not have been very f-ing good if one girl could mess them up so easily.”
Ripley Patton, Ghost Heart