Scarcasm Quotes

“Dr Adams was following my orders if you want to blame someone blame me -casius

oh i do,I'm just so pissed i had extra left over - Jace”
― D.D. Barant, Death Blows

“I'd always assumed hair was an integral part of any hairstyle.”
― Michael McClung, The Thief Who Pulled on Trouble's Braids

“The area that I call my home is the kind of place that people walk in and out of it all day and night, but that’s mostly stupid teens who like to dare one another. It hasn’t got a sign hanging outside saying a designated number, a nice plot of freshly planted flowers or a chimney amongst other furnishings. It hasn’t even got a ‘crash pad’, although how you can define one of those is subjective I know. Most importantly, the place I call my home doesn’t exactly evoke happy emotions. Truthfully, it has a ‘gloom and doom’ atmosphere attached to it – not the best description to advertise on ‘Rightmove’.”
― Adele Rose, Damned

“Your enemies biggest weapon against you is their laughter".”
― Amit Abraham

“I don't have words for appreciative abuses.”
― Amit Abraham

“I am wicked first and that makes me funny for those who know I am not”
― Amit Abraham

“I suppose Abraham Lincoln was right when he claimed you can't fool all the people all of the time. Then again, he'd never come to Maggody.”
― Joan Hess, Martians in Maggody

“...I was doing everything I could not to giggle, but I wasn't having complete success.

"A dinosaur ate your car?" said Jules. "What kind?"

"I already told you -- a Chevrolet.....”
― Joan Hess, Martians in Maggody

“What I suggest you do is drive home and find a good ol' boy lawyer who understands family loyalty. He should have two first names, wear pinstriped suits, and play golf with the prosecutor and poker with the judge.”
― Joan Hess, Martians in Maggody