Scooby Doo Quotes

“You know what they say, when the going gets scary, the scared gets scarce!”
― Shaggy Rogers

“The Scooby gang doesn’t travel because they are looking for crimes to solve. They travel because they’re one step ahead of the deprogrammers. Somehow, Fred’s got them all snookered. It probably has something to do with the Scooby Snacks.”
― John Scalzi, Your Hate Mail Will Be Graded

“Negativity is mind pollution!

Daphne Blake from Be Cool Scooby-Doo!”
― Hanna-Barbera, Scooby Doo 2009

“Easy, Daphne, remember we’re married. Don’t look so happy.”
― Scooby-Doo

“You know the concept of time confuses me!”
― Scooby-Doo, Fred Jones

“I need to tell you something and I need you to listen… I’m not a guy anymore. I HAVE FEELINGS!”
― Scooby-Doo, Fred Jones

“Wait, like your first name is Sheriff?" "Momma planned ahead and... this is gonna break HER TEENY TINY HEART!”
― Scooby-Doo, Sheriff Bronson Stone

“Ziggy is in front of the tube, as if nothing much has been happening in his day, watching Scooby Goes Latin! (1990).

Maxine after a quick visit to the bathroom to reformat, knowing better than to start in with the Q&A, comes in and sits down next to him about the time it breaks for a commercial. “Hi, Mom.” She wants to enfold him forever. Instead she lets him recap the plot for her. Shaggy, somehow allowed to drive the van, has become confused and made some navigational errors, landing the adventurous quintet eventually in Medellín, Colombia, home at the time to a notorious cocaine cartel, where they stumble onto a scheme by a rogue DEA agent to gain control of the cartel by pretending to be the ghost—what else—of an assassinated drug kingpin. With the help of a pack of local street urchins, however, Scooby and his pals foil the plan.

The cartoon comes back on, the villain is brought to justice. “And I would have got away with it, too, he complains, “if it hadn’t been for those Medellín kids!”
― Thomas Pynchon, Bleeding Edge