Scott Pilgrim Quotes

“I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on for dear life, I'm not getting anywhere. I'm stuck.
...I never wanted to get stuck”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim, Volume 6: Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour

“Scott, you are the salt of the earth. Oh, I'm sorry, excuse me. I meant scum of the earth.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

“Oh, shut up. You're not alone. You're just having some idiotic dream.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life

“When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

“I've had a weird couple of weeks, you know?"
"I completely know".
"But I- I mean, I'm not totally happy, but there's no way I'd go back to my old obvious self! I like it here. I like all the... confusion and heartbreak".
"It wasn't that bad... was it?"
"Scott... yes, it was. But I feel like I've learned some stuff along the way. I know things now".”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim, Volume 3: Scott Pilgrim & The Infinite Sadness

“I was like this totally serious kid, and this totally angsty teenager. I probably only smiled and laughed when I was deluded into thinking it would make some jerk like me.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

“Scott! If we had a band, we would be cool. Even if we sucked! We would transcend our class status or whatever, and become automatically cool.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

“Ooh, go ahead and poke fun at my poor queenology, Canada boy.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

“Ewww! New girlfriends only want to hear bad stuff about ex-girlfriends, dude, come on.”
― Bryan Lee O'Malley, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World