Scott Shenanigans Quotes

“It’s just a shirt. I have no emotional connection to it or the band. I just didn’t feel like coming to work topless today.”
Camden’s hand slammed down on the counter. “Shit, are there days that you come topless? I would like to make sure I’m here for that.”
― Donna AnnMarie Smith, The Silent Cries of a Magpie

“I’ll let you get back to sweating and grunting.”
“You probably shouldn’t leave then.”
― Donna AnnMarie Smith, The Silent Cries of a Magpie

“Will there be anything else? Want to know my blood type? Time of the month? Social security number?”
Thinking that over, I nodded. “And your astrological sign would be helpful.”
“If you want to know any of that about me, it’s time you get a hobby. Maybe start a navel fluff collection, take up extreme ironing, or dress like a pirate.”
“I’d make a damn fine pirate.”
― Donna AnnMarie Smith, The Silent Cries of a Magpie