Serafina67 Quotes

“If I ask her tonight she is going to say 'omg what now, bitchlet?" before I even get the words out of my mouth.”
― Susie Day, serafina67 *urgently requires life*

“Resolution #7: Shrink self to less lardtastic size”
― Susie Day, serafina67 *urgently requires life*

“And Mum was all 'don't you two look grownup' which obvs means 'omg slutbags' in the language of Parent.”
― Susie Day, serafina67 *urgently requires life*

“She says 'there will be other parties, sera, durrr,' only the next thing will be the thing at J's next weekend and even if I was invited I will be at Dad's. When I will have to be Princess Sera all over again. Which will be quite confusing for him what with Evil Witch Sera of Betchistan usually being the one who comes to stay.”
― Susie Day, serafina67 *urgently requires life*

“I know! I was like, hello, woman, do you have to unleash your flowing red tides of PMS on ickle me?”
― Susie Day, serafina67 *urgently requires life*