Serge Storms Quotes

“Do you think heaven's like that?

Could be worse, said Serge. You know all those pushy people who keep telling us we're not going to heaven? It could be full of them instead.”
― Tim Dorsey, Electric Barracuda

“Corn dogs are like blow jobs. If you complain about one, you're the problem.”
― Tim Dorsey, Coconut Cowboy

“...they grab you off the street without warning, sack over your head and into the back of a van. Variation on tough love, but incredible success rate...”
― Tim Dorsey, The Riptide Ultra-Glide