Shaving Humor Quotes

“I hate cutting my wrists while shaving”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven't found any yet, as evidenced by the lack of T-Rex screams in my apartment.”
― Ryan Lilly

“She hated hairy bum holes. She couldn’t stand the thought of someone doing her from behind and being distracted by what looked like a spider trying to escape from her arsehole.”
― Jolie Booth, The Girl Who'll Rule the World

“If you don't trust the barber you're shaving, your face is more likely to get cut!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan