Shawn Spencer Quotes

“Ironic, isn’t it?” Shawn said.
“It’s not ironic at all,” Gus said.
“Dude, it’s so like a black fly in your chardonnay.”
“How many times do I have to tell you that’s not ironic, either?”
“Rain on your wedding day?”
“‘Irony’ is the use of words to convey a meaning that’s opposite to their literal meaning,” Gus said. “That stupid song came out fourteen years ago, and we still have this exact conversation at least once a week.”
“Yeah,” Shawn said. “Ironic, isn’t it?”
― William Rabkin, A Mind is a Terrible Thing to Read

“For the first three months I knew him, I thought Lassie was Rowan Atkinson.”
― Shawn Spencer, Psych's Guide to Crime Fighting for the Totally Unqualified

“Gus: There are still bears out here. Black bears who feel no kinship to black men.”
― Burton Guster, Psych's Guide to Crime Fighting for the Totally Unqualified

“Henry: [in an interrogation room] Don't say a word.
Shawn: [pause] Fergulous.
Henry: Shawn, I said no words.
Shawn: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago, we're playing Scrabble, it's not a word. Suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you.”
― Psych

“I thought it made her happy to help out. You know, the way some people claim to like picking up litter or helping the homeless or standing outside supermarkets trying to get me to sign petitions.”
― William Rabkin, A Mind is a Terrible Thing to Read