Shit Quotes Quotes

“In the village there was a man whose job it was to clear up all the shit from the holes in the ground. He used to collect it in a big copper pan and walk off with it balanced on his head. Proud that he’s got a job.
All the kids run behind him and dance in front of him shouting, “Shithead! Shithead!” and laughing those little African laughs.
Whenever he gets a chance he puts his hand in the shit pan on his head and flicks shit at them. They all run away laughing, but apparently, he’s quite a good aim, occasionally catching a kid right in the face with shit.
This, apparently, is a daily occurrence, and I thought it was quite a good story.”
― Karl Wiggins, Gunpowder Soup

“If life throws shit... throw it back and say
"I ain't taking it!”
― Mystqx Skye