Short People Quotes

“I never wear flats. My shoes are so high that sometimes when I step out of them, people look around in confusion and ask, "Where'd she go?" and I have to say, "I'm down here.”
― Marian Keyes

“Keep it up, wise guy. I'm always going to be taller than you once you're lying unconscious on the ground.”
― Jim Butcher, Small Favor

“Sometimes all I want is to be a few inches taller so the world does not look like a dense collection of torsos.”
― Veronica Roth, Allegiant

“Yeah, beware the small man... Always beware the small man. He'll fuck you every time. Because they never forget, do they? All that grief they got at school. Over and over, and for the rest of their miserable short-arsed lives, someone's got to pay.”
― John Niven, Kill Your Friends

“Short people DO NOT like to be picked up.”
― Amy Poehler, Yes Please

“Back-to-back", Bayard replied, and Grimm felt the sudden, wiry pressure of the other man's shoulders pressed against the middle of his back.
"I should be friends with taller people," Grimm panted.
"Bite your tongue, old boy, or I'll hack apart your ankles.”
― Jim Butcher, The Aeronaut's Windlass

“It's funny how much of the miseries of this world are caused by short people –they are so much more quick-tempered and difficult to get on than the tall ones.”
― Erich Maria Remarque, All Quiet on the Western Front

“But I'm not dead," Blue pointed out.
"BUT YOU ARE PRETTY SHORT.”
― Maggie Stiefvater, Blue Lily, Lily Blue

“You're as small as you are ridiculous.”
― Emily Henry, Beach Read

“I'm too short to be strong!”
― Haley Schmeltzer

“Okay; get out of here. Scram. Farewell . . . Go be short somewhere else.”
― Maggie Stiefvater, Blue Lily, Lily Blue (The Raven Cycle, #3)