Shotgun Wedding Quotes

“NIGEL. Great Scott. How is it the two of you ever came to be married?

DOLLY. Jeeze, um...We met only this one time at a party, and I thought I was, you know, late. And my ma said I wasn't gonna have no fatherless baby, so she made us get married. Only a couple weeks later it turned out to be a false alarm.

IGOR. One of the great love stories of our time.”
― Allie Ray, The Last Will and Testament