Sick Burns Quotes

“Villain, what hast thou done?
Aaron: That which thou canst not undo.
Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother.
Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother.”
― William Shakespeare, Titus Andronicus

“Iris is not pleasant to live with when she is in ill humor and Daisy is not pleasant to live with when she is in good humor.”
― Julia Quinn, The Secrets of Sir Richard Kenworthy

“And if you think I've acted foolishly, maybe I'm being charged with folly by a fool.”
― Sophocles, Antigone

“As for my sons, they'll inherit this: enough dirt to be dead in.”
― Sophocles, Oedipus at Colonus

“Lady Stanton? No one, least of me, plays attention to the remarks of the vulgar.”
― M.C. Beaton, Lady Fortescue Steps Out

“Ginny looked at him in a puzzled way. “Are you in the habit of saying things you don’t mean?”
“There is a certain type of wit called sarcasm,” said Lord Gerald loftily.
Ginny’s brow cleared. “Oh now I understand” she said. “You were just being nasty.”
― Marion Chesney, Ginny

“Then Gandalf laughed. The fantasy vanished like a puff of smoke. 'Saruman, Saruman!’ said Gandalf still laughing. ‘Saruman, you missed your path in life. You should have been the king’s jester and earned your bread, and stripes too, by mimicking his counsellors. Ah me!’ he paused, getting the better of his mirth. ‘Understand one another? I fear I am beyond your comprehension. But you, Saruman, I understand now too well. I keep a clearer memory of your arguments, and deeds, than you suppose.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien