Sick Humor Quotes

“Some people call me sick and twisted. I feel that I'm neither; I am instead a Romantic.”
― Kenzie Western

“I felt like I’d just discovered my last big glass of milk had actually come from a bull.”
― Ari Marmell, Hallow Point

“Are you sure you're okay?" she asks. "Should I call 911 or something?"
"I'm totally fine," says Rob. "It's going to take a little while to recover, I think. It was like ... an orgasm... times a hundred." He sighs again, and continues to lie on the table.
"Really?" says Jael. "Like a ..." she isn't sure how she feels about that at all.”
― Jon Skovron, Misfit

“Everybody was pissed off in those days, but there were no socially acceptable outlets for hostility. "Hostile" was a word you heard constantly -- but it was a scolding word, like 'bad,' 'naughty,' or 'no-no.' All over this heavily psychoanalyzed country, people were saying to other people, 'Why are you being so hostile? . . . That's a hostile remark! . . . There's a lot of hostility behind something like that!' It was an incredible age, the fifties! An age of stifled violence obsessing about THE BOMB!”
― Albert Goldman, Ladies and Gentlemen, Lenny Bruce!!

“In all Mary had 283 protestants killed. Most of them burned at the stack. For ever after the queen will be known as Bloody Mary. Though given the methods involved Crispy Mary what is the more appropriate.”
― Robert Greenberg, Music as a Mirror of History